LIFE IN SPAIN
Customer Service:-
- The pet shop came good and handed me my worms yesterday. Not only that . . . As I was walking into town to check if they'd arrived, they called me to say they had. Unusually impressive service. A bonus was a little lecture by a chap in the shop about sand worms. Or, actually, flour worms. What I'd heard of as gusanos de arena were actually gusanos de harina. You'll know this as the Tenebrio molitor. Or mealworm, the larval form of the mealworm beetle. I've yet to find if my legless lizard (or slow worm) will eat them.
In contrast
- I had to call the Vigo Honda dealer 7 – yes, seven – times to get an appointment for my annual revision. This was after they'd called me to tell me it was due. The last time I phoned was early - i. e. 10am - on Monday morning when I finally got lucky. On Tuesday evening someone finally called me in response to last week's calls. Or possibly to an email I'd sent them on Monday morning, copied to Honda Europe. When I arrived with the car, the service manager told me I was premature as the car's computer said I still had 3,000k to do. “But it's been a year. And you called me to make an appointment.” Ah, yes, he replied, but you should always go by the car's computer. But they made a decent fist of cleaning the car. Though, as last year, they failed to find the rattle in the boot. But charged me another €25 for looking for it.
Urban Walking in Spain:
So, what are the reactions of drivers who almost hit you on a zebra
crossing? Well, in my experience:-
- They raise an arm in apology, or
- They look straight ahead and ignore you, or
- The turn their head 90 degrees in the opposite direction, as if something has distracted them.
I wouldn't like to say
which of these is the most frequent.
Can Carrying: The
management of the relevant and railtrack companies – Renfe and
ADIF – have been loudly insistent that the only cause of the
recent fatal crash in Porriño was driver error. As someone commented
yesterday, this is standard in Spain, where the focus always is –
Was it human or machine error. Little attention is give to the
operating practices of the relevant commercial operators. So, it
wasn't a great surprise to learn that neither company is yet
conforming to EU safety norms. Nor will it be surprising if no one is
punished for corporate negligence.
THE SPANISH ECONOMY
The latest forecast is
for a growth rate this year better than elsewhere in the EU. But
there are clouds on the horizon. The German Finance minister is known
to have stopped the Commission fining Spain for failing, once again,
to keep its deficit below 3% - so as to avoid damaging the
re-election prospects of the right-wing, austerity-imposing PP party.
But he can't stop punishment in the form of suspension of EU
transfers and subsidies. Of which Spain has had an awful lot in the
last 30 years. And which the Spanish like to call 'solidarity'. As
long as it comes in this direction.
SPANISH POLITICS
N. T. R. The show goes on. Or, rather, it doesn't. The only interesting aspect - since little changes - is the growing evidence of disaffection among the 'barons' of the left-of-centre PDSOE party towards its leader, Pedro Sanchez. Led by the President of the (corrupt) Andalucian region - the very ambitious Susana Díaz. It would be fascinating to see her attack the PP party on corruption.
THE EU: Is Germany's hegemony over at last? See The Times article below. Probably not. It's all about purse strings. As ever.
THE EU: Is Germany's hegemony over at last? See The Times article below. Probably not. It's all about purse strings. As ever.
LOCAL STUFF
A Great Menú del Día:
If you find yourself at the fag end of Vigo – because you're coming
or going to Nigran, or you're doing the new Coastal Camino from
La Guardia or that's where the Honda dealer is – do
yourself a favour and eat lunch in the Bar Xulia, near the
Citroen-Peugeot factory in Camelias. Only 8 euros. But get there soon after 1pm. It fills up quickly.
FINALLY . . . What's
wrong with this sentence: A French tourist has been detained on
Mallorca after she hit and killed a policeman cycling with his son
while four times over the drink drive limit. It's case of a dangling modifier, of course. If you can't see it, keep re-reading until you do.
THE GALLERY
More examples of
Finnish/British nightmares:
ARTICLE
Europe
gangs up on Merkel in migrant backlash
Angela
Merkel was fighting a behind-the-scenes battle yesterday to salvage
her authority amid an EU backlash against her open-door refugee
policies.
At a
summit of 27 EU leaders in Slovakia, she met the most hostile
reception from her continental neighbours of her 11-year tenure as
chancellor of Germany. She was accused by Donald Tusk, president of
the European Council, of creating chaos with her welcome to Syrian
migrants.
In an
indirect jibe at her defence last year of Germany’s open door to
asylum seekers, Mr Tusk blamed “political correctness” for delays
in closing Europe’s borders, allowing more than one million
migrants, including Paris and Brussels attackers, to enter the EU
unchecked.
Mrs
Merkel’s fightback came as the EU leaders — excluding Britain —
met in Bratislava for talks on the future of Europe after the Brexit
referendum in June. The issue of border control was at the top of
their agenda.
Beneath
a veneer of unity, the EU is deeply divided over how to respond to
the British decision to leave at a time when Euroscepticism is
growing across the Continent.
“Everyone
is aware of the situation. Britain has decided to leave and there are
questions about the future of Europe,” President Hollande of France
said. “Either we move in the direction of disintegration, of
dilution, or we work together to inject new momentum, we relaunch the
European project.”
Following
the summit, Viktor Orban, the Hungarian prime minister, launched an
angry attack on a “self-destructive and naive” Mrs Merkel and the
EU. He said that without Germany imposing a firm ceiling on the
number of immigrants it is willing to take in, a “suction effect”
would continue to draw masses to Europe. “Something must happen in
that respect,” he said.
In an
unfortunate metaphor for the EU now, a lunchtime cruise for Europe’s
leaders to an art museum had to be abandoned because of a lack of
water in the Danube. EU leaders were supposed to discuss the
implications of Brexit over a lunch of creamy pea soup with mint,
quail ballotine and Slovak wines while cruising from Bratislava to
the gallery of modern art in Cunovo. Instead the German pleasure
boat, MS Regina Danubia, cruised up and down the Danube for a
two-hour working meal. During those talks and four and a half hours
of meetings in Bratislava’s medieval castle the chancellor fought
criticism of her refugee policy. Mrs Merkel faces difficult state
elections in Berlin tomorrow, with her ruling Christian Democrat
coalition having to contend with a surge in votes for anti-migrant
populists.
Sensitivity
over the elections, diplomats said, led Mrs Merkel to attempt to
minimise European criticism in order to prevent the wording of a
planned EU declaration being used against her. “The word ‘chaos’
was in the text that was presented to national delegations,” an EU
diplomat said. “Germany had sensitivities about the word, which was
replaced by the term ‘uncontrolled flows’.”
In a
diplomatic note before the summit, Mr Tusk urged the EU “never to
allow a return to chaos of last year”.
His
invitation letter referred to “last year’s chaos on our borders”
in a pointed reference to a crisis fuelled by Mrs Merkel’s decision
to invite Syrian refugees to claim asylum in Germany.
“New
images every day of hundreds of thousands of people moving across our
continent without any control created a feeling of threat among many
Europeans,” Mr Tusk wrote to EU leaders. “They had to wait too
long for action to bring the situation under control. Instead, all
too often they heard politically correct statements that Europe
cannot become a fortress, that it must remain open.”
As the
meeting ended last night, EU leaders made a concerted effort to paper
over the crack and to conceal disagreement with a rare joint press
conference between Mrs Merkel and Mr Hollande.
Matteo
Renzi, the Italian prime minister, who is seeking to weaken the
eurozone’s austerity rules, appeared to mock the sincerity of the
French and German leaders. “I can’t give joint press conference
with Merkel and Hollande. I don’t follow a script to make people
believe we all agree,” he said.
Central
and Eastern European countries were particularly angered that the
EU’s initial response to last year’s migrant crisis was to
impose, at Germany’s bidding, refugee quotas aimed at sharing
160,000 asylum seekers across Europe by next year.
One
year on, the EU has failed on more than 95 per cent of the target
while alienating Poland, Hungary, the Czech Republic and Slovakia,
who oppose the quotas because they have no history of non-European or
Muslim immigration. After the summit there was agreement to make an
EU border and coastguard operational by next month with 200 extra
border guards and 50 extra vehicles to be deployed at the Bulgarian
external border, which is under pressure.
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